The dead were drooling on my windshield as I finally started the truck. As it started up with one turn of the key, I smiled and reflected on my little truck. I always thought I'd want a really big four-wheel-drive truck with a winch and brush bars just in case the world came to an end. Now that the world has actually come to the end, I'm glad I have a simple and reliable little vehicle that sips fuel, cranks every time, and is incredibly reliable.
I put my little truck into drive, accelerated to thirty, and slammed on the brakes. It was fun to see the dead roll off the hood and down the road. Escape was simply matter of making a quick turn and hitting the gas. I left the dead behind me in the rearview mirror.
When I'm surrounded by a horde, I can't have car trouble. You can't just call AAA for a jumpstart or a tow.
Photo by: Ildar Sagdejev (Specious), CC BY-SA 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0>, via Wikimedia Commons
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