Zombie Limerick: A Zombie named Phil

There once was a rotten zombie named Phil, 
who left Waffle House without paying his bill, 
with no money in his pockets, 
and no eyes in his sockets, 
he burned off his hands on their grill.

Photo by Joshjrowe / CC BY-SA (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)