Limerick: Dude with a Big Gun

There once was a dude with a big gun,
that really limited how fast he could run,
when everyone fled,
his ammo was lead,
and now he roams and rots in the sun!

Photo by Raymond Depardon Beirut 1978,
CC BY-SA 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0>, via Wikimedia Commons

Zombie Limerick: The Man from Mumbai

There once was a man from Mumbai 
who was a bits and bytes kind of guy
 while he submitted his code
 the dead came into his abode 
and transformed him into a Zombai !!!

A Train Near Mumbai - The original uploader was Nikkul at English Wikipedia., CC BY-SA 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0>, via Wikimedia Commons

Zombie Limerick - Walking and Stalking

If ever you see a dead man who is walking
then you'll be glad that we spent this time talking
If you're without a handgun
very fast you should run
or forever the living you'll be stalking.

Photo by - Rodrigo Paredes from Ciudad Autónoma de Buenos Aires, Argentina / CC BY (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)

Zombie Limerick: The Hazards of Working from Home

There once was a guy who worked from home,
because his employer warned that zombies might roam.
He showed up on Skype
Declared it was hype
Until one little zombie bite changed his chromosome.

Graphic by Thomas Splettstoesser / CC BY-SA (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0)

Zombie Limerick: A Zombie named Phil

There once was a rotten zombie named Phil, 
who left Waffle House without paying his bill, 
with no money in his pockets, 
and no eyes in his sockets, 
he burned off his hands on their grill.

Photo by Joshjrowe / CC BY-SA (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)

Zombie Limerick: The Zombie from Macon

There once was a Zombie from Macon,
who got bit when Waffle House was taken.
If he wanders your way,
he'll bite you and say,
"Wow, y'all taste just like good bacon!"

Photo by Mbrickn / CC BY-SA (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0)